***** Inter Galactic News *****


*** Message From The Editor ***

Once upon a time in a land far far away, Kang brutally slaughtered you all.

Here is the news.



*** Ulian Leadership Change ***

Reports are filtering in that the Ulian Stellar Nation have experienced a change of leadership. Given the nature of Ulian society and the tightly state-controlled media, the story behind this is obscure, but likely dark, brutal, and horribly horribly violent.

The only official press release broadcast from the USN so far is the following:


Limited reports from the isolated 'Ulian Stellar Nation' of an attempted, and possibly failing, coup d'etat against the beloved leader for life of the intersellar police state.

Rebel USN elements, apparently loyal to the other Krell state, apparently seized control and immediately transferred key military and strategic assets to their 'cold war' enemy.

Contacts inside the state report that the great leader has been secured by USN state forces and is safe, although located at a 'security compromised' location.

Further update at 27.

This has been your channel 12,457 anchor, Dan Silvermane, signing off.



*** Celebration Is Mandatory ***

Worthless meatsacks throughout the Solo system are celebrating their superior Flagritz governance.

Do not misunderstand Kang however, Kang’s contempt for the Flagritz leadership is strong and mighty. If Kang were in charge of the Peripheries, things would be very different. Oh yes. Very different indeed.


*** Mohache In Trouble ***

The Mohache Independent Commune vessel blah-de-blah-some-incoherent-Mohache-name, is in trouble with the Brotherhood authorities this week for loitering somewhere it was not welcome.

Kang believes the Mohache ship was deploying biological weapons against the Brotherhood Starbase, and invites the BHD to open fire immediately against this dire threat to their continued existence.


*** Ships For Sale ***

A number of puny Dominion barges are for sale at the Agripeta Wormhole in the worthless Halo periphery.


*** Arridian ***

The Arridian system has been claimed by the Caliphate.

Arridian’s everywhere celebrate joyfully.

... or something.