***** Inter Galactic Xenophagy News *****


*** Message From The Editor ***

Kang thinks most meatsacks are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down some stairs.

HERE IS NEWS!


*** The Great Cannibalism Debate ***

Overlord Kang has received communication from the Faculty of Biotechnology Bioweaponry and the Culinary arts at the University of Falconian Studies, who have considered Kang’s recent question re Cannabalism.

Their conclusion is that the eating of alien sentients is better classed as Xenophagy rather than cannibalism.

Kang truly believes this question is the most pressing one of our times at this point, and invites others to weigh in, and perhaps share your stories of devouring sentient races.


*** Recruitment Notice ***

The headquarters of the SSS is looking to recruit one reporter from each of the sentient races in the Peripheries. Applicants must have good word processing skills and should all be very very tasty.


*** Lord Inquisitor ***

The Lord Meatquisitor of the BHD has mysteriously gone missing this week, posting notice that he was ‘on holidays’.

Kang is well aware that leaders of vast religious cults do not simply go ‘on holidays’, and the Lord Meatquisitor is almost certainly up to something weird and humany.

What is it these humans do with their time anyway? Kang simply does not understand why they don’t just kill themselves every time they walk past a mirror, with their disgusting smooth skin and ghastly small number of orifices.

A BHD press officer has denied reports that their leader has been eaten as part of some weird cannibal cult escapade. Much to Kang’s disappointment.


*** Solo ***

The Solo system, long maintained as an open safe-system for all, continues to be a hostile place for the RIP, as this week a number of RIP vessels have been destroyed by the Dewiek platforms.

Further it would appear that there are allegations that a large number of DEN platforms that are carrying ‘everyone’ on their enemy lists – which would seem to be in violation of the founding principles of the system.

Founding principles? Kang asks you. Is there any stronger founding principle than the right of the strong to impose their will upon the weak?

Either way, it would appear the RIP have added the system to their no-holiday list. And the DEN have denied that they are shooting everybody. No doubt whilst chuckling happily to themselves at having destroyed another puny RIP ship.



*** More Solo ***

A number of small pirate vessels have reportedly been destroyed in Solo this week, with reports that the system is quite heavily patrolled by various armed groups.


*** More dead Pirates ***

Another pirate ship has been destroyed in Harlong, this time a broadsword. The puny pirate is understood to have died fast and pathetically in the face of superior firepower. Much like that time Kang introduced a school bus to an anti-matter cannon.


*** Caliphate Rules Update ***

Salem,

This is a final reminder for affiliations with positions in Caliphate claimed systems to ensure compliance with Caliphate laws.

We have taken a relaxed attitude with compliance thus far but will be reviewing the situation in detail, on a system by system basis. It doesn't take much to comply:

- Register your fixed assets
- Put up a suitable claim if you have starbases and / or outposts of sufficient size

Failure will likely mean weekly fines until compliance is met.

Peace be upon you,

Darius



*** Contact Request ***

Greetings,

Could the owner of the SHIP GLOXINIA (81777) please contact us. We are a peaceful culture, and desire to know your intentions. If your intentions are to ignore us, we will ignore you. However, if your attentions are harmful to ourselves or our neighbors, we will provide a definitive scolding in your direction that may include the complete vaporization of your ship.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.