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Phoenix Nexus News ****** Caliphate Syndicated News Network (CSNN) ******, Issue 16 - Star Date 216.13.5
****** Caliphate Syndicated News Network (CSNN) ******, Issue 16 - Star Date 216.13.5

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****** Caliphate Syndicated News Network (CSNN) ******

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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe,

And so with the news,


Peace Declared Between DEN and Empire

Following a 30 day ceasefire, a formal peace has declared between the Dewiek Elder Nation and the affiliations that represent the Human Empire.

Ike Krieger, of the GTT, acted as Lead Negotiator and successfully negotiated the agreement for the Empire.

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Good job its not the Dove hunting season!


Flagritz Offers Bounty For Ex-Vizier

Leader of the Fessin Caste, Silith Ungol has offered $500,000 for the head of ex-Vizier Darius Shirazi.

Widely mocked and almost universally ignored, the Hive Mind of the HEX also added a further $250,000 to the bounty which was also universally ignored.

Further discussions over this bounty were also ignored.

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Template used for bounty poster!


DEN Warns Universe Of Dangerous Space Holes

DEN authorities have warned the universe about the dangers of entering into dangerous space holes, more specifically Wormholes and Stargates.

Even though these phenomenon may not be inherently dangerous, the DEN platforms that shoot at the unwary suspiciously are.

This message fell foul of some caliphate indecency filters until the misunderstanding was sorted out. It was then universally ignored after that.

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Warning: Space Holes are Abundant!


HEX claim Wostle System


One of the most underwhelming stories of the week, the Hive Mind of the HEX have universally claimed the Wostle system, which is the Corewards region if anyone was actually bothered to visit.

The HEX warn that they will destroy unwanted outposts it finds, extends the death to unwanted ground parties and also warns of floating space rocks too.

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First Wostle, Next Sustainable Environmentally Friendly Recycling!


Stock Markets Rally After Peace Declaration, Trade Increases

All 3 major markets were up across the boards today as markets rallied to the tune of peace, following the declaration of peace between the DEN and the Empire.

Both the Sol Commodities and Shares Exchange (SCSE) and the Darkfold Resource Exchange Bazaar (DREB ) were up 685 points at the closing bell, whilst the Yank System Industrial Average (YSIA) was up a mere 497 point at its close.

Some speculators and analysts have told the CSNN that the now-closed Solo Options Stock Exchange (SOSE) would have risen by even greater degree, if it had not been abruptly closed folloeing the DEN takeover of the Solo system.

Sales of luxury spacecraft in the 50 Hull range have also been strong, along with sales of all kinds of narcotics. Unconfirmed reports of the use of "Escort Services" has also been on the rise too, but no-one is willing to confirm these reports. Oddly many corporations have strangely needed a lot of IT consultancy which roughly corresponds to this time period.... all approved by the management, of course.

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A Trader Sees His Investments Grow


This ends of another unbiased edition of CSNN of which we hope we can bring updates to these news stories,

This is Ainsley Moore, reporting for the CSNN, let peace and prosperity be upon you all.

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