Subspace Static - Star Date 212.19.5
***** Inter Galactic News - Dewiek Special *****
*** Message From The Editor ***
The IGN news-room having been spiritually purged to maximum effect earlier in the week, has had the scent of incense replaced with the scent of Dewiek, as we welcome the latest in our string of guest editors to the offices. So with no further ado we hand you over to Packmaster Fleshrip.
*** News ***
~~~ strange headache ~~~
~~~ odd buzzing noise ~~~
~~~ urge to go to bathroom ~~~
~~~ popping of ears ~~~
BAH! WHAT IS THIS! PACKMASTER FLESHRIP HAS DISTRIBUTED THIS WEEKS NEWS VIA DEWIEK TELEPATHIC BURST!
ALL WORTHY SPECIES WILL HAVE UNDERSTOOD THIS!
ALL LESSER SPECIES ARE NOT WORTH COMMUNICATING WITH!
EVOLVE TO DEVELOP TELEPATHY IF YOU WANT THE NEWS THIS WEEK! YOU IGNORANT YOUNGER RACES!
Fleshrip has had enough of this, FIGHTING TIME!