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SubSpace Static articles are published every week, or as close to that as possible.

It usually contains the best articles of the week, gossip, propaganda, contact requests, recruitment and advertisements. This is all assembled on a voluntary basis by the subspace editor Jerusalem and reading it keeps the citizens of the peripheries well connected with current affairs.

Reading the past subspace static articles gives an insight into the affairs of the past and creates documentation for the history of the peripheries for generations to come.

The most current SubSpace Static is shown in the news column to the right of the page. Weeks previous to that are archived here to look back and reminisce in several years time. They can also be used as a reference to establish when events happened in the past, as events do tend to become a bit blurred in our memory after the passing of several years.

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Three Flagritz walk into a bar.

Everybody is brutally subjugated.

Time for news.

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What is more fun than nailing a Wimble to a wall?

Tearing it off again.


Not that it means much nowadays but we have moved from KJC Towers, though technically Phoenix moved five months ago
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What looks worried and taps on glass?

A Wimble in a microwave.


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What is white and red and goes round and round?

A meatsack in Kang’s family-sized blender.


****** Caliphate Syndicated News Network (CSNN) ******

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Welcome to another edition of news and views from the CSNN's favourite reporter and news anchor, Ainsley Moore, the peripheries' most favourite unbiased publication in the known universe,

We have been off air for some time relocating our HQ within the Inner Caliphate, after recent hostile acts within the Darkfold region.....

And so with the news,
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Once upon a time in a land far far away, Kang brutally slaughtered you all.

Here is the news.

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Kang is very pleased to hear reports of how many of Kang’s devoted readers are cheerfully embracing Xenophagy, so much so that Kang hears an exciting season of Great Peripheries Sentients Bake Off has been commissioned, tune in every week for new and exciting methods of baking your irritating neighbours into a range of exciting pies and pastries.

What’s the difference between a Surveyor class cruiser and a pile of dead Wimbles?

Kang does not have a Surveyor class cruiser parked in his garage.


***** The Kang Recruitment Interviews #1 – The DNA *****

Kang begins his strange and brutal journey to the heart of the Peripheries organisations by stopping off to interview the erstwhile leader of the puny ‘Democratic Naplian Alliance’.

Who are these Naplians you may well ask? And what is this wretched ‘democracy’ thing?

The answer is ‘inferior’, but Kang has agreed to set about this endeavour, so Kang will see it through to completion, one way or another.

***** Inter Galactic Xenophagy News *****

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Kang thinks most meatsacks are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down some stairs.



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